The fantail will be spotted in the gloaming. Three packets of crisps have been left out for the vicar. Tell Hortense I yearn for her. Meet me at the usual spot, nearby the spouting porpoise. Bring your papers and a change of attire; we may be traveling far and long that night. When you approach, look for a gentleman with chestnut moustaches. He will be twirling them and whistling "My Wild Irish Rose". Wave to him with your left hand whilst scuffing your shoe upon your right trouser leg. Say to him, "What was that honking, a goose, or an omnibus?" He will reply, "It hardly matters; the fare has increased for both" He will discreetly provide you with the information you will need to complete the task. When you have returned, wire for further instructions. Yours sincerely, Basingstoke.